[that must be the universe adjacent to the one where peter parker is known as pyotr to a small select few and miss bishop is two steps away from being framed for crimes against the state.]

I think that cat's long been let out of the bag. Kind of goes with the whole "friendly neighborhood" part of the moniker.

[aw. she must really like him too judging by the care taken to spare him any more suffering through the overly sweet bits. peter takes as big a bite as he can manage.]

Have I ever told you that the first time I went swinging I hit a brick wall? Is this a bad time to mention it?