[ if i hit you up with this au sometime down the line you only have yourself to blame— ]

What, you mean that wasn't meant to be sarcastic?

[ if possible, her grin only widens when he bites off more than half the pizza slice like a champ. though not without an errant streak of tomato sauce as collateral. never fear, kate's quick to wipe it off the corner of his lip with a thumb, licking it off herself like second nature. slob. ]

Not any worse than mentioning it literally right before take off. No prob, I'll just use that as fuel to do better. Make you fall for me all over again by how impressive I'll be.